Snark Attack

Guitarman and I have been married for almost ten years.  When you've been together as long as we have, it's not uncommon to complete each other's sentences or say the same thing at the same time.  (Jinx!)  Part of what has kept us together sane all these years is our shared sense of humor.  I have to admit that sometimes we laugh at those around us.  People-watching is cheap entertainment.  I'm sorry folks, but people are just too funny!  These "snark attacks" happen when we least expect them, and sometimes I just can't resist...

While we were eating lunch in downtown Nashville today, an attractive young lady walked by.  She was obviously dressed nicely for work, but her skirt was so short that she had a difficult time sitting down without showing her lady parts.... That's when I had a snark attack.

Me: If your skirt is so short that you can't bend over, it's too short for work.
Guitarman: Well, that depends on your line of work...
Me:  Yeah, maybe it's okay if you're working the POLE.
Laughter

On the way back to work, we drove through a low income area (also know as "The Hood").  As we passed a store called "Kings & Queens Urban Wear", I had another snark attack:

Me: Kings & Queens Urban Wear... Get your saggy drawers here.
John: I bet they don't sell belts.
Me: Ha!
John: They should have a sign that says, "All pants half off!"
Laughter

Apparently our lunch menu today included a side of snark.  Life is short.  Laugh a lot.