Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Case of the Crazy Toddler

The Prosecution will provide ample evidence to prove that the toddler in question (Snuggles - age 18 months) is guilty of crimes against his mother, including, but not limited to, 1 count of disorderly conduct, 2 counts of disturbing the peace, and 4 counts of destruction of property.

Exhibit A: Erratic, unpredictable behavior


Exhibit B: Crime scene footage


Exhibit C: The Accomplice


Exhibit D:  Defendant displays lack of remorse

 

The Prosecution rests.

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