TSS (Things Snuggles Says)
When I get home from work, the first thing I do is change my clothes. I have to get out of the office attire and into something more... ahem... comfortable. Like jeans and a t-shirt.
Last night I arrived home from work, and walked into the bedroom to change my clothes. As I stood there in the closet, the door swung open, and there stood Snuggles. (I swear he follows so close behind me that if I let out a big fart, he'd be blown away.) As I removed my pants, and started to hang them on the hanger, the following conversation ensued:
Snuggles: Mama naaaakiiiid!
Me: No, Mama's not naked. I'm changing my clothes.
Snuggles: Mama shower?
Me: No, I'm changing my clothes.
Snuggles: (Pointing to my butt) Cute!
Trust me, Snuggles, it's anything but cute. But thanks anyway.